What is Kimberly reading now?

What in the name of Sweet Valley High was going on in this book?

Having never been accused of embezzlement, I wouldn't know about having all my property seized. If in the way off instance I were caught and all my things were being seized, my ass would go to jail for the fight I would start over whether or not I get to take my Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer with me.

Ryan walks in to the Pie Shop one day. Aunt Clara sees him and winks at Maggie. The next day, Ryan and Maggie are boyfriend and girlfriend. What?

This book was a bit too flakey for me. It was cute in some spots, but the laissez faire tone of the story and characters left me rolling my eyes.